just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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