Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
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I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
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Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
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