I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
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My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
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