oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
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Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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