holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I'm bleeding and have questions
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