But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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