I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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