im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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