I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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