# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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