I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
Is it because I queefed?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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