nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
did i just pee glitter
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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