when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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