Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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