I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
look no pants
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I drunkenly transformed into shehulk last night and lifted every single guy off the ground bc one guy told me that there was no way I was strong enough. Don't worry, I proved them wrong. Stupid stereotypical men.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
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