I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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