My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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