Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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