big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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