Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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