i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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