I like my sex mixed with concussions.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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