Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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