so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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