Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I'm determined to sit on that face.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
Randomize
