remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
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this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
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Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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