I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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