Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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