I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
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I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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