dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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