Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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