her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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