my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
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i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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