Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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