We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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