So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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