Dual....:-)
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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