ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
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You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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