Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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