I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
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He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
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I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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