At least make sure they are 18
Why
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
