If i could tip my vagina, i would.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
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The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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