I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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