GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
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This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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