Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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