Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
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I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
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I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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