I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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