idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
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He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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