hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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