Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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