We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
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THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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