There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
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