This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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