She went from zero to smokin in five shots
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I know she is the girl of my dreams bc she orgasmed, rolled over and then asked if I knew that Orlando beat Cleveland.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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