Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Randomize
