So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
