Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Randomize
