Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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