Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
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she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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