I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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